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Jetzt noch ein bisschen arbeiten und dann ab nach Bochum und morgen dann auf das große @Kohlenpod Abschluss Festival auf Schlägel & Eisen

Karin Kadenbach hat versprochen, gegen #Uploadfilter zu stimmen. Damit haben alle EU-Abgeordneten der SPÖ bereits zugesagt, dagegen zu stimmen. Insgesamt haben wir jetzt 63 Abgeordnete aus Europa, die gegen #Artikel13 sind. Die Kampange läuft! pledge2019.eu

Hat jemand aus Karlsruhe ein iPhone das er mir für ein paar Tage leihen kann. Bis ich mir mein Ersatz besorgen konnte?

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Da geht man mal echt früh ins Bett, und der Körper dankt es einem mit Migräne. Tak Tak for nothing.

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Don’t want your Google Home or Amazon Echo to listen in on you? With #project_alias you can have that (and you can give your Smart Assistant a cool new name!)

vimeo.com/306044007

#Tusky has reached 100.000 downloads on Google Play. Thank you all so much ♥️

Neue Staffel Punisher, ich freu mich grad wie ein kleines Kind :D

Ui, das ging schnell.

Die ersten 100 #eh19 Tickets sind alle schon reserviert. Es gibt noch 2 weitere Termine, bei denen ebenfalls jeweils 100 Tickets rausgehen werden:
Phase 1: 2019-01-26 14:00 GMT+1
Phase 2: 2019-02-07 22:00 GMT+1
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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

Hier brechen Leute ReCaptcha2, indem sie den Audio-Challenge gegen Googles Speech-to-Text-API werfen, mit 91% Erfolgsquote. 😍 github.com/ecthros/uncaptcha2

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