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Punisher Season 2 Spoiler 

Don’t want your Google Home or Amazon Echo to listen in on you? With #project_alias you can have that (and you can give your Smart Assistant a cool new name!)

vimeo.com/306044007

#Tusky has reached 100.000 downloads on Google Play. Thank you all so much ♥️

Neue Staffel Punisher, ich freu mich grad wie ein kleines Kind :D

Ui, das ging schnell.

Die ersten 100 #eh19 Tickets sind alle schon reserviert. Es gibt noch 2 weitere Termine, bei denen ebenfalls jeweils 100 Tickets rausgehen werden:
Phase 1: 2019-01-26 14:00 GMT+1
Phase 2: 2019-02-07 22:00 GMT+1
^p

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

Hier brechen Leute ReCaptcha2, indem sie den Audio-Challenge gegen Googles Speech-to-Text-API werfen, mit 91% Erfolgsquote. 😍 github.com/ecthros/uncaptcha2

I finally finished my set of Solar System emoji!

:sun_photo: The Sun
:mercury_photo: Mercury
:venus_photo: Venus
:earth_photo: The Earth
:moon_photo: The Moon
:mars_photo: Mars
:jupiter_photo: Jupiter
:saturn_photo: Saturn
:uranus_photo: Uranus
:neptune_photo: Neptune
:pluto_photo: Pluto

Ab 16:00 Uhr dringend Schichten besetzen!!!!!

Hey #35c3, a little advice contrary to some rumors:
There's no such thing as ScooterSharing 🛴
Other beings' scooters should not be taken away, neither from our front door nor somewhere else.
Please keep this in mind and inform your fellow congress visitors.

Hey #35c3, kleiner Hinweis entgegen bestehender Gerüchte:
Es gibt kein Rollersharing. 🛴
Roller sind kein Allgemeingut und daher nicht mal eben auszuleihen.
Bitte nehmt weder vor unserer Tür noch sonstwo anderer Wesen Roller mit.

Nein, Scooter sind nicht frei verfügbar, die gehören Wesen.

(Wie auch die Dinge, die auf Tischen und nicht in free-stuff-Kisten liegen.)

#35c3

Hey #35c3, ab sofort sind wir für mehr Dezentralisierung und Redundanz auch auf Mastodon vertreten, unter chaos.social/@c3cert
Erstmal werden wir unsere Toots und Tweets via Crossposter sharen.
Ein dickes Danke an unsere Instanz-Admins @leah und @rixx!

Does anyone still have a ticket for #35c3 ? I thought I could skip a year but now there is a catgirl assembly it is too much.

Can you please put a CW before photos of #35c3? I'd like to discover it myself.

To all #35C3 participants: I wish you lots of fun, fantastic talks and tasty tschunk.

Zur Erinnerung: Menschen mit Depression brauchen in der Regel mehr als “eine kleine Aufmunterung”, denn sie sind sehr viel mehr als traurig #notjustsad

Dreckiges Geschirr macht sich unsichtbar, wenn man die Spülmaschine einräumt. Sobald ihr die Maschine startet, macht nochmal einen Kontrollgang durch die Wohnung: Das dreckige Geschirr wägt sich da schon in Sicherheit und wird wieder sichtbar und man kann es leicht einfangen!

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